Gentlemen prefer footnotes

/another aside

MHRA vs Harvard - reference wars.

I find myself in the sad position of being forced to switch to a new referencing system for my academic work. I also find myself with unusually strong feelings about this, disgusted at the thought of the new system. See if you can guess which system I prefer.

I understand why some people might suggest that it is merely a case of familiarity and that we naturally prefer the system to which we first become accustomed.
They say this because they have been brainwashed by the hideous Harvard system and are confused and frightened by the majesty of the MHRA system.

For those unaware of the difference, academic references under the Harvard system take the form of brackets which (BANG: Bang - Don't mind me,2008) are embedded in the text beside the quote. Full details are then hidden at the back of the text. The MHRA system is one of footnotes found at the bottom of the page.*

The Harvard system is aggressive, insistent and pushy, forcing the reference upon you at the cost of smooth sentences. It shows a lack of trust and implies a need for the constant supervision of your argument. Writing with the Harvard system feels a lot like living in a police state, with a constant visual deterrent to original thought. References should support an argument, not disrupt it. They should add value to a new idea, not interrupt it.

The MHRA system on the other hand is elegant, discrete, and yet detailed. It adds value, and the appearance of value, like a tasteful expensive watch.

If we imagine both systems as dinner party guests, the Harvard system is an ill mannered brute who interrupts frequently with banal crudities, burps loudly and uses the wrong fork.
The MHRA system listens politely, supporting your anecdotes with witty asides and clever observations, and interjects briefly at well judged pauses in the story. He's better dressed, better looking, and when he sends the drunken Harvard system home after an altercation over a ladies honour, pays for the taxi and never mentions it again.

The split at my University seems to be that the humanities prefer footnotes while the sciences use the Harvard system. This is perhaps understandable as the humanities place great regard on the ability to waffle uninterrupted, proving assertions only as an afterthought, while the sciences rely on providing tiresome evidence.

It's my mistake to have moved from the arts to a social science without having properly considered the impact this would have on my referencing and style. But while Journalism is technically a social science, I would have thought the emphasis on language would encourage us towards the free poetry of footnote referencing. Not so. Instead it is demanded that I pollute my text with cancerous brackety boils.
Is it telling that I've never been forced to use footnotes, but that the brackets demand obedience?

So I'll use this damned system as long as I must. But I won't enjoy it.



*. And here is the reference. You'll notice the space I have down here for musing asides and accurate referencing. Whether you came here directly, or waited till the end of the page, you'll have been impressed by the freedom of choice.

News Generators

/aside...

The Surrealist's Evening Standard Headline Generator.
This has kept me amused for literally minutes now.
It sticks together parts of real headlines to create fake ones that probably aren't half as silly as the stuff the London papers really publish sometimes.

The best one I've generated is "Queen's wasps stolen at gunpoint". There are a couple of these headline boards near my house. The best real headline I've seen out in the wild was, "Gypsy and Immigrant in Fight to the Death". It would have been sacrilegious to actually read the story.

I'm hoping someone else can create a Daily Mail centrefold feature generator soon: Hitler/Kylie/Bush/Husband is secretly an Egyptian/Alien/Mormon/KGB Colonel.

I also remembered Not The BBC News, a site that lets you replace words from BBC News stories to create new stories. If you're clever it's very convincing. But remember to do no evil.